I write the best placeholder text, and I'm the biggest developer on the web by far... While that's mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different?

My text is long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my website. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. I know words. I have the best words. Lorem Ipsum is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why it’s former users left it for something else. They made a good decision. The concept of Lorem Ipsum was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. design jobs non-competitive. I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament.